No. It was a jigsaw puzzle. A fucking jigsaw puzzle. Twenty pieces of printed cardboard crammed into a plastic shell before being inserted into the familiar orange and white wrapping.
I've been cheated. A jigsaw puzzle for Waybaloo watchers. I yearned for a minature gladiator that would get dwarfed by a Lego minifig. Yeah it'd be shit and would get lost or destroyed within a week but that's not the point. The jigsaw robbed me of opportunity to build a little car that would go round in circles for a few seconds. The jigsaw went straight in the recycling bin. Germanic Italian bastards.
So what did I do the next day?
Yeah, I bought another one. Well, another two. Expectations were high again and this time repaid tenfold!
|No need for IKEA instructions with this one|